Sometimes the police lineup process isn't very precise. I love the obvious signs that it was a bear that were ignored.

My first animation ever.

I may or may not have done this.

Every time I eat there I feel like I need a stent put in my heart.

Based on a Darwin Awards story from decades ago in Russia (or something), I still find the part where he gets electrocuted to be hilarious.

Based on a story from the Darwin Awards, I used some soundtrack from Uncle Buck when he fights that machine.

This was my Dad's idea since he was so sick of waiting on the phone as recordings tell him his options have changed.

Because of course.

I'm sure he's considered it.

The second animation I ever made, the first one with color. I used a phone message that my insane friend left on my machine.

Just thinking about what it would be like if the Grim Reaper was your annoying new neighbor.

Responding to people who said that wearing a mask makes you a sheep. Ba-a-a-a-ad! I love the little guy running around in the background.

What did we do with all of our thoughts before we could leave comments on everything?

I wrote this silly little song and played the guitar. I feel sick.

I just thought it would be funny if the one who assaulted this lady was a real nutty character.

One of my very first animations with dialog was about me and my mom, who passed away a couple of years ago. She is still a comedic inspiration to me. She would have loved these cartoons.

I used to live with a man who would say the first thing that came to mind, even if it was rude. I used to suggest he scroll down on his Terminator screen and review other options before responding. He didn't get the joke. I still think it's funny.

Another early animation I created because so many people were annoying me.

I play a little guitar, I thought this was funny at Thanksgiving. One of my earliest animations.

Let's never go back there.