I used real audio from an American Idol audition. Enjoy.

Overrated...stuck up...feels like a show poodle to me.

Audition from American Idol. Apparently, sometimes she gets arrested for singing in public.

Real audio from an American Idol audition.

Keith auditions for American Idol. He has the sniffles.

Dr. Chill interviews the Queen of Rodeo Drive (or something).

The grossest TV show I've seen in some time, this woman is a walking health hazard. Somebody stop her.

The Fruitcake Lady appeared on Jay Leno and the Tonight Show several times. She's a hoot.

A spoof of Judge Judy as an owl, Judge Hooty. She's as sharp tongued as ever.

Marble-mouth the horse can't speak clearly.

Judge Hooty reams someone a new a-hole.

I mean, my God.

Because everyone needs to know how peacocks sound.

Well that was refreshing.